How I Survived a 4.5 hour Pro Wrestling Event

I commented on everything in my sketchbook to amuse myself. To wrestling fans, this will either be offensive or a “fascinating look into the mind of a non-fan,” as Ben put it. To fellow non-fans, look at all this bizarre stuff! ¬†There were also obviously lots of people being slammed on their heads repeatedly with seemingly little effect. That was just too quick to draw.

This guy sat near me and drove me crazy the entire time:

Overheard: Fan1: “Do we know he’s gay?” Fan2: “He has a BELLY BUTTON piercing.” Case closed, apparently.

We all had to stand for the “bride” so I couldn’t draw much of the “wedding”. Favorite clothing graphic of the night: dinosaur attacking a city. “Crotch Laces” was not his official wrestling name, but it seemed more appropriate to me.

Overheard: Melodramatic wrestler giving a speech: “I forgot what was important to me.” Fan: “Baseball!”

Hooligans vs Vikings was a tag team match. Main event featured the “bride” from earlier fighting the guy who broke up the wedding. He jumped on her boobs. Not okay, man. Not okay.

Male wrestler: “F*** you!” ¬†Female wrestler: “F*** me?! F*** you!” Fan: “Yeah, that’s sexual!”

One thought on “How I Survived a 4.5 hour Pro Wrestling Event

  1. Lol, I was there and sitting front row by the make shift entrance. Even as a wrestling fan, that show was easily an hour too long.

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